- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

TELL

Where's the soap?

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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