- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Misner is a twat.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

My Nan, that is all.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??