Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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