Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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