W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Wolfjob.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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