- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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