- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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