A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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My Nan, that is all.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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