So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a black man? A person

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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