- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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