- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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