- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

non poop

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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