When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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