- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

My Nan, that is all.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Misner is a twat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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