- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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