Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

hi michael

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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