Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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