What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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