Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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you give like i give lomain

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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