- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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