- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

make me a sandwich! what kind?

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Knock knock. Its open.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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