Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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