- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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