In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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