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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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