- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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