What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Whats green? The color green.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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pobody's nerfect

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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