Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

say it ten times fast: oh

CAVE JOHNSON.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are blue Colton is gay

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

p lkl

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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