- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

your so fat. your fat!

dead dibbs

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

live or die you decide to late time to die

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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