- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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