- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A fish swims up your penis...

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

5 people are walking

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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