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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

eat a hot dog

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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