- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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