- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

the WNBA

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Vaginal secretions

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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