- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

roses are red violets should be purple

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Caolan and Eamon

Abortion.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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