ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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