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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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