- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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