- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A child walks into a classroom.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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