- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A child walks into a classroom.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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