A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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