- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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