- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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