- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

John lazzaro likes dick

I like that, but why am I happy?

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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