how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

This is a joke.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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