- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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