- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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