how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How do you make the general public confused? ...

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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