- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

okay so theres this guy.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Women's rights

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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