- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

This is a joke.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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