What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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