- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A: Knock Knock B: 7

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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