- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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