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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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