What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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