what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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HEY!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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