- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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