What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Take wrong turns

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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