- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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