- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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