- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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