- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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