- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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