Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A muslim walks out of a plane.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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