Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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what is 3+3= 8

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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