- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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