What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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