Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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