- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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