- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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