An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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