A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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