A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

mmm i love marble bumhole

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -25

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -25

a chinese man pays the full price

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

thumb_up thumb_down -25

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

thumb_up thumb_down -25

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops