- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

TIMMY

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Take wrong turns

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Niall Horan

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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