What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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