Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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