- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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