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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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