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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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