What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Face Hunter is scum

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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