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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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