- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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