Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Robert Mugabe.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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