Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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