- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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