whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Asians.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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