- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Communism hehe xd

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How about that airline food?

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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