Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Black people having a Job.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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