Womens rights.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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