- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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