- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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