Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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