Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Womens rights.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

your so fat. your fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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