What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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