Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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