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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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