- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man walked into a bar owch

Whats green? The color green.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

hey hey apple

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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