What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Jersey Shore.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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