- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock Knock. Not home.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I just threw up..In my pants.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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