You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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