- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Your Mum is soo fat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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