What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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No it doesnt..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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4 hours later.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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