- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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