- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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