All of these jokes are about white people

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Katy Perry

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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