- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Wait! hundred billions!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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