What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

knock knock who's there ?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Women's rights.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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