- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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