- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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