What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Dumb

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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12/23/2012

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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