What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

NEVER

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

These Jokes suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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