You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Black people stink of shite!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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