- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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