10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

rabbits running in my bathroom!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

thumb_up thumb_down +22

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops