- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

I have a really funny joke.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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