- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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