What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Your mom.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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