- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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