- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Gay republicans

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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