- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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