Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Niall Horan

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Atheism

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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