What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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