- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

men's rights activists

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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