- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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