- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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