Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Golf.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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