Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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