Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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