- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

read this sentence again.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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