- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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