What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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The Labour Party.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Abortion

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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