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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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