What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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