- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

An Asian person drove home safely.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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