What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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