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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Grace Ackerson

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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