- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Fat people

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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