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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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