- Anti Joke

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.