How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's the new green? Green

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Choir.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

a. why? b. because

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