Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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