What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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