You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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