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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A van drives into a car.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A van drives into a car.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."