- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Feminism

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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