- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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